If I was a sound, I would be a fox in the bushes looking for food

If I was something I could touch or feel, I would be a salmon swimming in the river

If I was a sight, I would be a wolf ready to pounce on its grazing prey

If I was a taste, I would be a taco with onions and carne

If  I was a song, I would be a jumpy, happy song about sadness

If I was a thought, I would be a thought of traveling around the world

If I was an animal, I would be a raccoon

                                                              

Eliot B. Warner is 10 years old and lives upon the top of Mount Olympus with the rest of the Gods. In his spare time, he likes to eat attention. He is a master at puking. His pet mini Minotaur is stuck in the labyrinth of life trying to get to the cheese.